Headelines 2030

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Headelines 2030

Post by Prof » Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:03 pm

Headlines from the year 2030. Came through today. Thought some were quite funny...

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh-largest country in the world, Little India , formerly known as Australia ....

Tasmania executes last remaining Greenie..

White minorities still trying to have English recognised as Australia 's third language...

Children from 2-parent heterosexual families bullied in schools for being 'different' --
Tolerance urged....

Gay marriages now overtake heterosexual marriages as preferred 'lifestyle' choice
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Kookaburra and platypus plague threatens Australian crops and livestock
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Melbourne schoolgirl expelled for not wearing burqa -- being Christian is no excuse, says school: Sharia law must be enforced
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Japan announces it will no longer consume whale meat as whales are now extinct and the scientific research fleet is unemployed; Australian tells Japan cane toads taste like whale meat
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Australia now has 10 universities of political correctness. Professor Goldman of ANU says there is still a long way to go in the fight to stop people saying what they think

Australian deficit $10 trillion and rising; Govt declares return to surplus in 100 years -- 300 years ahead of schedule. PM Mohammed Yousuf claims increased growth through more immigration is the secret to success
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Wall Street banks merge to form new super bank, Goldman Rothschild Ebeneezer Epstein Drescher (GREED): Huge bonuses paid to executives to celebrate launch
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Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
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Iran still quarantined; physicists estimate it will take 10 years for radioactivity to decrease to safe level
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France pleads for global help after being taken over by Islamic countries -- no nation steps forward. Serves them right.
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Castro dies aged 104; Cuban cigars can now be imported to US legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned smoking

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Jose Manuel Rodrigez Bush says he will run for second term as US president in 2032.
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Australia Post raises price of stamps to $18 and cuts deliveries to Wednesdays only.
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Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in VicIndia and New South Iraq ..
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Senate still blocks drilling in Canberra as petrol hits 5000 rupees a litre and petrol stations are open only on Tuesdays and Fridays
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Supreme Court rules punishing criminals violates their civil rights: victims to share responsibility for crime
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New law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers be registered by January 2035 as lethal weapons
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Australian Tax Office cuts tax rate to 75 per cent -- lowest in decades
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Re: Headelines 2030

Post by Scouser » Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:26 pm

Brilliant and some will happen, just a matter of time?
Scouser

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